Fantasy Attraction

I wish that I could find those attractive

who are attracted to me.

Because the ones I am attracted to

are not attracted to me,

and the ones who are attracted to me

are not those I find attractive.

Will You Have Something to Drink?

Willie's wife Wilma is the official brewmaster of the pub, and on occasion she does allow me to play the assistant for her. We've both got some history individually in brewing up something tasty, but I must admit that she's got a delicate touch I haven't yet acquired.

The menu for The Jolly Pecker generally just says 'wine' or 'ale', for simplicity's sake, but there is a variety of drinks available to order. I've tried them all from time to time; let me tell you about them.